starkexpos:

❒ Single

❒ Taken

✔ In A Committed Relationship With Marvel Studios

We’ve actually decided to take a break after I saw Iron Man 3…I think it’s the only way our relationship will survive. We’ll be back together before Thor: The Dark World comes out.

simonbobx:

boogiethekingofdonuts:

minawakitten:

i like

yes

YEAH BUT LIKE

EVERYONE CAN SEE YOUR JUNK

…how many people are in the room with you when you have a bath

Duh, everyone! That’s why “everyone” can see your junk! Oy!

gorgeousanon:

This is Tom explaining the harness he had to wear for a Loki stunt and not what you think ;)

No, it’s EXACTLY what we think….just accept it. It’s epic. We know it, he knows it, the dog in the picture in the back knows it, now they know it too.*nods*

wolf-of-the-black-rose:

staingirl:

stormxpadme:

The full The Avengers Gag Reel (blu ray cut) for your pleasure.

Need this on my dash again.

FOREVER REBLOG

Reblogging for easy access! Will get lost in the sea of my favorites & I can not let that be!

monsterequalsme:

aussieirish:

ahuttoftea:

thedoctorsin221b:

cumberbuddy:

newdisaster:

WAIT

GUYS?

I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT USUALLY HAPPENS TO BAD GUYS IN MOVIES

THEY DIE

GUYS

GUYS

STAR TREK

I FORGOT BAD GUYS DIE

B e n e d i c t  w h y 

FUCK WE HAVE TO WATCH BENEDICT DIE AGAIN

I hope he falls to his death.

Tim, that’s not okay.

So are we all just forgetting that Thor 2 is coming up and Loki isn’t the villain in Avengers 2..?

loki-likeit:

garnetquyen:

I know…I’ll be in my corner…_(:’3J Z)_

oh god… the feels

Oh for fucks sake my Thorki feels…I barely even have Thorki feels & yet here they are sprawled out on the floor & I keep tripping over them as I stumble to a corner to sob to myself. Damn it.

This sick bastard & his relaxed-chilling-jail bait-I’m sexy & I know it-my dick is too epic to keep my legs shut-but I’m gonna be decent & polite & perfect & cover it up-even though I know you’re looking at it anyway-& don’t mind my hair just look at my eyes & lips & listen to my silky voice perfection!!!-I’m the fucking villain & the movie’s name is Thor-but Valhalla help me if you’re not gonna fall to your knees-& worship me no matter what I do to anyone-no matter what glass prison I’m stuck in-no matter what world I conquer!-You were made to be ruled & you will always kneel-& nothing will prevent that!-perfect ass evil self!!!

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

thoroughly-hawkward:

keepcalmandthunderfrost:

dettsu:

izzytheeverything:

flagdemoness:

forevahyoung-ness:

eheheheh-lokid:

doctordonna10:

what-theface:

“All the single heroes…”

ALL THE SINGLE HEROES

ALL THE SINGLE HEROS

NOW PUT YOUR SHIELD UP!

UP IN NEW YORK

JUST THAWED OUT

DOIN’ AN AVENGERS THING

THEY TALKED ME UP

LOKI SUCKS

AND COULSON IS OBSESSED WITH ME

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avengers thing

They talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with me

He up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging biz

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
And Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air

Stark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings the lightning and the thunder

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve

Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, Laufeyson

Now you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be gone

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
We’ll close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter then
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

Loki’s gone now so, we can do the shit we want
I’ll try to visit Peggy in her retirement home
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science and Fury’s on vacay

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

THE AVENGERS FANDOM EVERYONE, I CAN’T.

^^^^^^
AN ENTIRE SONG

I HAVE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES YOU GUYS 

It’s posts like this that make me proud to be in this fandom… <3

I’m going to have this version of this song stuck in my head for days!!!

consultingsuperhusbands:

thehiddleslife:

_{From Avengers to Thor 2.}

Still in a glass jail cell.

Still sassing his captors.

Can it just be said that everyone is desperate for Loki & through transitiveness…Hiddles!

I do not watch Girls. I never have & I never will. It’s not a bad show, just not my cup of tea.
But I’ll be damned if I didn’t watch the episode with Skylar Astin in it & not only laughed my ass off but was incredibly turned on. ;)
Siriusly, the man is sex on legs!!! I’d never tell him I was a virgin, I’d just let him fuck me like nobody’s business!!! As many times as he wants! Like, legit…OMG!!!!
I’m going to bed now, just wanted to get that out there. ^_^

Oh for fuck’s sake…they gave the man a guitar?!?!?!?!

They should just give him a neon sigh to hang over his head while he walks around that says “Shag Me!!!!”

I really don’t want to sit here and listen to my sister BULLSHIT some dude…getting real tired of your shit sis. -_-

I’ve got Cheetos & Tumblr.
Any argument is invalid.

blackhawkinbudapest:

mcgillian26:

Bradley Cooper and Hugh Jackman are welcome to come rescue me instead. We need more gentlemen like this in the world.

<33

I love the look on Bradley Coopers face.
“Jesus Jen, only you… fucking hell… are you bleeding… no no get up good…”

Fuck that! I’d fall & start rolling down hoping I break something & they have to carry me…. ^_^

God, I’m sick… <3